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Laughs and jackpots go hand-in-hand at Sloto’Cash. That’s why Mr. Sloto brings you the best jokes of the year, to keep you giggling until you break in true joyous laughter – the moment you hit a major jackpot. Here are Mr. Sloto best jokes of the month:  

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Haha, that’s quite a play on words Mr. Sloto. Give us another good one!

I went into a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”

“I said “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

Took me a second to get it but it’s brilliant! Now, hit us with your absolute best for the third and last joke..

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Because it has a million degrees!

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At Sloto’Cash, we believe that a good laugh is just as rewarding as hitting a jackpot. That's why Mr. Sloto, our lovable mascot and jackpot peddler, is here to brighten your day with a barrel of laughs. Get ready to chuckle, giggle, and maybe even snort as we present Mr. Sloto's best jokes of the month. Who knows? Today's laugh might just be your lucky charm for that next big win!

What did the blackjack dealer say to the deck of cards?

"I can’t deal with you anymore!"


That’s genius Mr. Sloto! We’re ready for more…

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other:

"You handle the guns, I'll drive!”

You are a master of double-meanings Mr. Sloto! Give us your last for today…

The people of Saudi Arabia don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

Because it has a million degrees!

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